Wednesday, May 30, 2007



Well, just when I thought I posessed everything I needed in order to achieve personal happiness, enter: Kong Time. Part robot, part surrogate mother, part over the top, ol' Kong Time will give me the freedom I need to launch my modeling career. Oh, wait...

But seriously now, were this contraption not so ridiculously expensive, I might consider it. One can pop, count em!, four stuffed Kong toys inside and the robot within will launch them out at random intervals so as to keep your pup both entertained and fed. They even suggest setting it up on a counter-top so the Kongs will initially bounce around to further wow your dog... or scare the hell out of him, I guess.

I mean, it's kind of awesome. Amazon even offers both new and used. How long will I be able to resist?

But speaking of Kongs... I sort of assume that if you're a modern dog owner in a modern world with modern resources and that you're already all over the almighty Kong. If not, well... don't admit this to anyone. What always amuses me are the various names my dog's benefactors/friends refer to it as: Bong, Congo, Konger, Schlong.... okay, I made the last one up. But, IT'S KONG! LIKE KING KONG! Because the Kong Toy, like the almighty ape, is virtually indestructable... emphasis on virtually? I don't make the rules. Regardless, you need one. Actually you need more like ten. They get lost, they get gross, we ultimately get lazy.

And check this out: Just in time for Independence Day: Freedom Kong!!!


1 comment:

rayter said...

Cool gadget!!!

Nice post! I will be saving this page to my favorites for sure.

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